have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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