oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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