I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My life is pants optional.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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