Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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