he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
so let's talk penis.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
