bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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