can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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