Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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