Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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