I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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