You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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