The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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