i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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