shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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