I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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