okay pat passed out under dana's car
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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