i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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