And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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