Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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