Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
no. you can't hotbox the world.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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