found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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