I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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