just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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