okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
