susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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