Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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