We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
