Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I have surprise drugs for everyone
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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