the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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