Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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