i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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