He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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