I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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