Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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