You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
How's work?
Spinning.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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