Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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