cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
