I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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