that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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