i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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