Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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