I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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