Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
