She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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