belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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