have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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