And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Randomize
