My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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