Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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