Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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